i wanna piss on the walls of your house
jams

jams

πŸ’— my sweetheart

πŸ’— my sweetheart

neck bed for newt

neck bed for newt

our children 😻🐢

our children 😻🐢

newest addition to the payne-cody household 😽 my son is not going to be happy

newest addition to the payne-cody household 😽 my son is not going to be happy

this guy has seen some shit

this guy has seen some shit

those aren’t bunnies

those aren’t bunnies

selkee:

*two girls kiss*
straight people: i just think it’s so amazing that they would do that, you know. as friends
*two girls have sex*
straight people: female friendship is amazing
*two girls get married, buy a house, have some kids*
straight people: what better way to grow old than to do it with your best friend

scatmancrothers:

Freshman year I could drink an entire 40 and multiple shots of wild turkey and now I have like one mixed drink and I’m useless

i relate to this too much